Latvian jokes

Latvian jokes

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Doctor say need loose weight.
Have no potato.
Is easy.

Have no potato but have love.
Man die
No love.
Is hungry.

Make mistake.
No potato.
Is hungry.

Gave computer for potato.
Job offer in mailbox.
Not read.
Is sad.

No chocolate.
No tobac.
At least I is no latvian.

Go to America for better life.
Potato is funny.
Want home.
Is sad.

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people say chocolate is best substitute for sex
i remember i have chocolate once when child
not know about sex then
now, no sex, no chocolate
is sad, but is very latvian

try boot windows 3.11 but there is no enough ram
trade computer for potato
hungry again tomorrow
is sad

get job working at potato farm
too weak for work
no get potato
so hungry
also is cold
oh well, at least there is potato
o wait, no potato